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When in a crowd, a guy positions himself and his hands so that when women squeeze past they have to rub up against him in an inappropriate manner.
Popularized by suburban dads at Chicago's Wrigley Field.
Phil positioned himself in the tunnel to the right field bleachers to get as many Wrigley feels as possible.
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A place on the North Side of Chicago where men take the day off work to go look at and hit on girls ten years younger than them while drinking horrible beer at less than modest ball park prices. This is done while the women go to there knowing they will get hit on and thus making themself feel better and maybe they were just meet that cute trader named Josh who will buy them a Mai Tai or Corona after the game at one of the trendy surrounding establishments. A place totally void of originality in character. A few baseball fans are amongst the crowd as well from time to time.
"Hey you get that girls number last night at Wrigley?"
"Yeah man, gonna call her tonight I think. Maybe go out have a few drinks."
"Hey, you remember who won the game?"
"No man, didnt even pay attention."
"Lets call Mark to find out, he must have watched it on TV"
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There are a few definitions for wrigley field. They are:
The worlds largest gay bar
the worlds largest uranal
Chicago's City Dump.
Carl Everett once said "I hate wrigley field. They need to implode it."
Cubs fan: "Although our team has not won a world series in 100 years we have wrigley field!"
Ozzie Guillen: (holding world series trophy) Gotta love thing thing called October Baseball.
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Much the same as a chili dog except you vomit on the girls chest before titty fucking instead of shitting on her chest.
I was going to give her a chili dog but I threw up on her chest instead so I gave her the Wrigley dog.
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The world's largest gay bar, only fags like Tom Brady would go there. Home of the Chicago Cubs.
Guy #1: Hey, wanna go to Wrigley Field, the Cubs are playing!
Guy #2: Nah, only fags go there, and besides, why go there when u can watch some real baseball at US Cellular Field?
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The World's Largest Gay Bar.
Cubs Fan: "Hey do you want to go to Wrigley Field?"
White Sox Fan: "Uh, no thanx. What, do I look like a fag? I'm going to US Cellular Field today; a real baseball field with a real team where real baseball fans go to actually watch the game."
Cubs Fan: "My team's park is cooler."
White Sox Fan: "My team has a World Series title in the last 100 years."
Cubs Fan: "....."
White Sox Fan: "Exactly."
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A nickname for Miller Park, home of the Milwaukee Brewers baseball club. The stadium developed this nickname over the years due to the high-concentration of Cubs fans at Cubs-Brewers games in Milwaukee. It has been observed that, at times, Cubs fans have outnumbered Brewers fans 2 to 1. This nickname prompted an unsuccessful campaign by Milwaukee Sports Radio 1250 called "Take Back Miller Park." Despite this and other efforts to get Brewers fans out to the games, Miller Park remains Cubs territory when Chicago's National League club is in town.
Brewers fan: "Hey, want to go to Miller Park to watch the Brewers-Cubs game?"
Cubs fan: "Oh, you mean Wrigley Field North? I would love to be among fellow Cubs fans!"
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