a person who is very shit at CS and can only do it on net suing 0.05 501/501
(0_o)<( Hi i'm yarden )
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frekkin sexiest jewish woman i have ever layed eyes on. huge boobs n a fine ass. FUKK ME YARDEN!!!!!
oh dude, i want yarden markel in my fuckin pants!
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coolest jewish chick u'll ever encounter...w00t w00t
yarden markel is one kick ass jewish woman...
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literally the sweetest boy i've ever met. he's kind and sweet and literally the love of my life. yarden is the sunshine to my moon. and he basically just can light up your day with one smile.
person: hey isn't that yarden???
person 2: where?
person: so you do have a crush on him!!
Yarden, or "Jordi" is a white dude, with a relatively small ass.
Guy: ewwwww why is yarden's ass so small