yer maw

A derogoatory term used to insult people, usually people who will find the term offensive, such as Roddy Hamilton

Oi! Roddy! So's Yer Maw!

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yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

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Smell yer maw

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

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yer maw's a junkie

a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth.

'haw you ya bawbag.. yer maw's a junkie.'

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Pump Yer Maw

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.

Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"

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Yer Maw's Baws

1. As In, 'Yer Maw' (Your mother) has 'baws' (balls). Insult towards someones mother

2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task

1. Aye, yer maw's got baws ya tit!

2. Pish, yer maw's baws am doin that tosh!

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Smell yer Maw

1. Catchphrase adopted by the Quebec Top Shaggers

Jim's the definition of a VL ......Jim replies "SMELL YER MAW"

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