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Piratitis

A degenerate disease afflicting mostly males. Common indicators include alcoholism, hair loss, tooth loss, limb loss, an affinity for the letter "R", skin ailments, and a constant desire to plunder more booty. Symptoms may be subdued through exposure to gold and women. No cure has been found to date.

That dude's lifestyle has cost him his youth. The piratitis is so bad he's starting to look like the crypt keeper.

by JKAMullins January 5, 2009


pirates

The coolest motherfucking people to ever exist.

"Arrr! Avast, we hit land!"

by Capt. Blubberbeard May 28, 2005

570๐Ÿ‘ 229๐Ÿ‘Ž


piratize

to make a set of words sound like a pirate is saying them

Juliet: romeo romeo wherefore art thou Romeo?

piratize

Juliet: Romeo whar be ye?

by Naughty pirate May 23, 2009


pIrate

(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

by MinistryOfDEW November 9, 2019


Pirate

1. A seafaring, swashbuckling, rum-guzzling, booze-smuggling, freebooting, filibustering, far-marauding, trespassing, sabre-rattling, word-cursing, gold-toothing, eye-patching, peg-legging, commandeering, vagabonding, bootlegging, buccaneering, highway-robbing, wave-raiding, booty-looting-plundering-and/or-pilfering-brigand. Occasional irritant to pre-industrial world trade and international shipping, see Captain Phillips. A person considered sinful and immoral by European colonial empires that engaged in the slave trade and ethnic cleansing. A dangerous criminal, unless enlisted on our side, and then known as a Buccaneer, a Corsair or a Privateer.
2. An original Pastafarian, as mentioned in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, one of the Chosen People, the precursors to the modern Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3. The sworn enemy and worst nightmare of a Ninja, to which a Pirate is always incalculably superior.
4. A saintly computer programmer, making expensive intellectual property free through their Bay.
5. An evil, profiteering, fat-cat, corporate, commie, big-wig thief, freebooting online content for its ad revenue at the creator's expense
6. CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow.

"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free,
You are a pirate!"

"Why join the Navy . . . if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs

"PIRATES. I HATE THOSE FILTHY BANDITS."

by nogoodie2shoes December 5, 2015

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pirates

An adult movie made in 2006 by digital playhouse and adam&eve production company. It has Jesse Jane, Carman Luvana, Evan Stone and my favorite... Janine. Followed up by a secound movie... that sucked. Used in as a word as a high quality porn or a high class porn or even as a adj. discribing an actress who is "whorie" but has good acting skills...

Angelia Jolie is pirates material, for sure...

wife:"Where you watching porn again?"
husband:" No, i was watching pirates"

by Knight_crawler February 6, 2010

44๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pirates

What every single land-lubber (and drunk) yearns to be.

Drunk: I wish I was in a crew of pirates, I could have an excuse to drink rum and swing swords at people.

by manicalhippieboy February 13, 2008

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