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the cutest human in this world. he can be really sweet but get annoyed very quick. lots of girls fall for him but he falls for a girl who doesn't fall for him. you can talk to him about anything and everything, he makes an amazing best friend. trust me. when he doesn't like someone he'll make it clear although he may know it would hurt you. he doesn't put up with drama. but overall he is the most astonishing person anyone could know, you'd want to spend every minute with this boy if you knew him.
girl; "awe jake, you are so very sweet."
jake;"thank you" *blushing*
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completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting
Jake got totally fuckin jaked at the party last weekend.
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Jake(s)
Can be used in both singular and plural forms in order to describe the police
"Words of wisdom from Nas - Try to rise up above; Keep an eye out for Jake, shorty - one love."
- Nas, 'One Love'
"Call it a New York state of mind - gotta take mine. In the daytime the Jakes'll hit ya forty-one times."
- Wu-Tang Clan, 'Let My Niggas Live'
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He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is your BEST guy friend, and everyone has a crush on him. He is super attractive and will tell you all his secrets if he trusts you enough even if your a girl. If you ever meet a Jake treat him well
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot
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jake is that one guy who enters every group chat and somehow makes the conversation be all about him; some people love him some people hate him, but you know he loves any attention he can get
he may seem cold and mean on the outside but really he's just a softie with a kind heart (yeah u are shush)
he also probably has a weird thing for lions idk
but u should probably just stan him, #stanjake has a nice ring to it ig
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I have a big dick and an emotional support animal named Paul.
Source: My name is Jake
Me: My name is Jake and my dick is big.
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A very handsome, strong, horny dude. He carries a huge sword between them thick thighs of his.
“Bro you see that next to his legs” “ yeah that’s Jake didn’t you know”
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