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have u gotten ur ass kick eva, well u got ur ass creamed ./ Some thing so gay so dumb it is funny
why dont you just call the game ass cream
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Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a heaping load of semen is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. When the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar OR waffle, underneath the "dispenser". When the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. A real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. Flavors include, but may not be limited to: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, The Neopolitan, even Chocolate Dipped...
One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...
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When one person piss in your girls ass followed by a nut and let her shit that out
I’m gonna eat my girls Neapolitan Ass Cream tonight
a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.
e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.
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When a girl shits in a cup and adds toppings like nuts, fudge, and a cherry on top.
Girl 1:How would you like an ass cream sundae?
Guy 1:Yes very much please.
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This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo
My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper
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When you put whipped cream on a girls ass crack and then proceed to eat it.
Greg put whipped cream on Amber's ass crack and ate it all! It was an Ass Cream Sandwhich!
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