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This is already defined here, but the tag line hasn't been mentioned! "...and I'm the lawn mower!"
"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower!"
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Your through, finished, rejected, gone, kaput, end.
Your Ass Is Grass So Your Time Will Pass
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When a girl lets u hit it for weed. Or when a girl trades sex for weed.
Friend 1 - ugh I wish i could fuck Samantha
Friend 2 - she's a stoner, ask her for ass for grass
Yes, it does imply the addressee's doom, but for a slightly different etymology, see the quote below:
Sergeant to buck private: "Your ass is grass and I'm the mower."
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Your precious buttocks has now become the center of a very farcical taunt. This phrase implies that "you are going down" in the near future. This phrase being said to you means that your inevitable fate is nearing. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.
"You fucked my wife enough times Todd, your ass is grass!"
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What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.
Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.
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1.You're dead fool.
2.You better watch it cuz you don't know who you are messing with.
Joe: You are a slut.
Stacey: Say it again and your ass is grass.
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