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When you edge a woman until she can’t control herself and then you jackhammer fart right on her clit so she squirts all over your dirty asshole to clean it up.
Isabelle and I ran out of toilet paper last night so we had to perform the bidet in bed.
When one is being excessively feminine and or a big gaping asshole they are said to be "on the bidet"
"Haha I had sex with your mom last night"
"Dude get off the bidet"
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A douche bag of the homosexual variety.
I can't believe he's making out with another man on the dance floor while his boyfriend is watching. What a bidet.
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When a man/woman spits on another man or woman’s asshole before anal sex
“Tommy I forgot my lube in the car”
“That’s okay honey, I’ll just give you a bidet”
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1. A accessory water fixture located in or beside a toilet used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
Example
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
I thought the bidet was a water fountain, boy was i wrong...
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The name given to a person who enjoys the act of using one’s tongue on the anus in order to gain and or give sexual pleasure.
A bidet within a bathroom is a device used to clean one’s anus and buttocks. The tounge during the act of rimming in the same way cleans the very same area.
“Did you take home Bidet last night?”
“Yes I did, and this morning I’m squeaky clean.”
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