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An Idiot's spelling of blew, sometimes used by chav's in the north of England
"No you Austin that's not how you say blown, Why on earth it would be BLORT!?"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"
This actually is a BLT(Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) with the addition of onion and sliced radish. That really makes a classic sandwich a real taste treat!. Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Radish, and Tomato sandwich or BLORT!!
I"ll have a BLORT Please, Toasted and with Mayo!
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A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.
A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!
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Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .
What are you blorting for ?
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When killed in a videogame in an unexpected, over the top or ridiculous manner
We were playing squad and couldn't make it out of spawn we just kept getting blorted by a tank from across the map