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Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .
What are you blorting for ?
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The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.
This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!
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A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.
OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!
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Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.
I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.
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verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.
noun: An adonis of a man.
The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.
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blowing bubbles into a woman's vagina
Michael would just keep on blorting until she reached climax. it worked every time.
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Sound effect originally attributed (by myself) to tubgirl.com. Now used as a general word with many applications, such as an expression of disgust or an emphasis of something disgusting or displeasing.
Some Person: Shit I just crapped my pants!!
You: blort.
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