braces

Metal brackets hand made by demons and certified by satan himself. Satan assigns certain demons called orthodontists to place these torture devices onto unsuspecting good hearted peaple of planet earth. The metal brackets are used to hold a special bars or wires that go accross the teeth. It's litterally like being place behind bars, imprisoned in a paranoid state of pain and discomfort. I'd rather be placed behind bars in a state penitentiary than placed behind bars by an orthodontist. what a waste of money and time. I've been in braces for over 3 years now and had oral jaw surgery and it's destroyed my life. I cant talk, eat or do anything with my life I'm seriously thinking about killing myself.

Braces are worse than getting your guts pulled out and served to starving children while you watch.

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braces

metal train tracks used to make teeth straight so you dont end up looking like your british.

She calls them "braces", I call them "double decker pecker wreckers."

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braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

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braces

Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.

I wish I still had my braces.
Braces are fucking sexy, I don't care what people say.

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braces

noun
1. train tracks put on your teeth to make them straight by evil orthodontists who have no life and love to torture people.(see evil,satan,crap,unjust,cruel,wrong)

owWww god damn it i hate braces its like a living hell

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braces

Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.

I wish I still had my braces.

Braces are fucking sexy, I don't care what people say.

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braces

Can either be the most beautiful or the ugliest accessory, depending completely on the people who wear it.

I don't mind braces on a hot Asian chick (I love them in fact), but it annoys the hell out of me when I see some pizza-faced geek wearing them.

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