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Their beer tastes like pee-water.
Coors makes better-tasting beer.
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1. Butt-water
2. What a rednecked pissed after a 3 week moonshine binge.
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Clydesdale piss. Drinking this makes you un-american.
Gross, what the hell was that. It tastes like a horse just pissed in my mouth. I fucking hate budweiser!
Dude, this Buds for you!
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One of the best beers in the world, if not the best beer in the world... Brewed with the most high quality ingredients for a super pleasurable experience, this beer can get anybody drunk.... This is a true american beer with a superior drinkability that is truly amazing.
WOW! i just had a mother fuckin great night drinkin me some budweisers, i wouldn't have chosen any other beer.... This shit is BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(B)itch(U)(D)o(W)hat(E)ver(I)(S)ay(E)xactly(R)ight
Hey You Know What BUDWEISER Stand For?
1.budweiser is a game played commonly by stoners.
In this game which can be played by any amount of people although usuallyplayedwith 2-4 peoplebecauseotherwise it is too slow, the spliff will be passed around the circle, each person taking one toke at a time. The first go around the circle each person will say bud after they toke it and the hold itin. then when it someto them next they hold that one in too and say weis then the next time they do the same and say er.the last timeround the circleevery one says budweiser and then every oneexhales unless they gaveup earlier. often people go past saying budweiser andsaythings like budweiser2, budweiser3 and so forth. and oftern the people playing are too stoned to be bothered to say the words and just do it in silence carrying or while talking to others and will just do a one toke hold between themselves. another version ofthisgameis roots rock reggae. it works pretty much thesameway.
its also a good way to share a splifff with a few people
2.a type of beer
Olly: do you wanna play budweiser?
Hazel:sure
Olly:*tokes* Bud *holds and passes*
Hazel::*tokes* Bud *holds and passes*
Olly:*tokes* weis *holds and passes*
Hazel::*tokes* weis *holds and passes*
Olly:*tokes* er *holds and passes*
Hazel::*tokes* er *holds and passes*
Olly:*tokes* Budweiser *holds and passes*
Hazel::*tokes* Budweiser *holds and passes*
*both exhale*
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This is for the pathetic attempt to define Budweiser that is also listed above...
Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Reguarly
Now Backwards...
Remember
Every
Soldier
In
Every
War
Depended
Upon
Budweiser
Stripper: Hey sunny do you know what Budweiser means?
ThaChief: No mam' why don't cha tell me.
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