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This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.
We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".
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A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.
Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.
When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.
My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.
1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.
2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.
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Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?
Nicole: Yeah, why?
Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.
Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!
Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!
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Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.
Nicole: What is it?
Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!
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Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
A female performing oral sex all the while cutting your inner thigh with a knife.
Ah, that beith the spot. Now toss me a Julius Caesar Salad, and taketh thou dagger and ream my inner thigh slave.
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this occurs when a girl tosses your salad and gives you a handjob at the same time
Guy 1: Did she caesar your salad too?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3: Man, that ho is wild.
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