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the car for poor people or rednecks/hicks. Poor people who cant afford a decent car and have drive around in an embarrassing chevy truck. Thats the best they can afford.
Hes so poor he has to drive a chevrolet.
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Can't Handle Even Volari Races Or Left Eating Turds.
An automotive manufacturing company that produces economical vehicles for the blind/deaf/dumb population of the world.
Bystander 1: Whats that leaking from that chevrolet cavaqueer over there?
Bystander 2: Everything. Now lets run, before it sets the one next to it on fire, and we all die in an explosion of plastic, and cheaply produced shrapnel.
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The biggest peice of shit car to ever be made. One which when hits a mild turn rolls at first turn of the wheel crushing everyone inside with its dodgey interior. A car for anyone with no actual knowledge of auto mobiles who whenever they see a car on the street shout out the name of the model pronouncing it entirely incorrect. A car for dirty rednecks with an IQ of 54.
Hey Rob look its a piece of shit on wheels.
No George dont be silly thats a CHEVROLET!
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C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T- Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Look at that guy with his new Inline 4 chevrolet, i will give it another week before it brakes down
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The best, fastest, highest performance, smoothest running,not sounding like a sewing machine piece of shit Ford, car and/or engine on the planet as long as it was made before 1978.
True Story: My dad gave me a 1973 Chevrolet Blazer with 4-wheel drive and full removable top all the way back from the top of the windshield like a convertible car. This early SUV, because of its era, is equipped with a real engine, not some little momma's boy 6 banger or 4 banger child's toy. This truck has a 1968 Chevy Camaro 350cc V8 in it that has all the same parts that it had the very day it was shipped from the factory 40 years ago. When I recieved it it had sat in a field with no hood for 15 years and not been started once, let alone ran or driven. I went out and replaced the battery and started the truck the same day I got it and it ran like it was brand new after 25 years of service and 15 years of outright neglect. I've been driving it for a year now and all ive done since then is replace the oil and Im about to give it a tune up.
(Ford never made anything like the older Blazer with a fully removable top except their ugly ass Bronco and only 2 models of them have that. Fucking piecer, they've got the wheel base of a Sherman tank, you can take a wide corner at 30 with the piece of shit and it'll damn near flip.) So for all of you who still want to say that Ford (who by the way was a racist, a segregationist and anti American supporter of Hitler, whose tanks were built by none other than Ford motor company)is better I have only one thig to say; prove it.
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Chevrolet<dog shit
v. To be nickel-and-dimed by passive-aggressive behavior, particularly by a company that sells products and/or services; to be ripped-off, misrepresented, or billed for unforseen expenses.
The word originated from the Webster Square neighborhood of Worcester, MA, as a result of the widely publicized business practices of the Diamond Chevrolet dealership.
I made sure my boss signed a contract before I started the project, or else I knew he'd Diamond Chevrolet me on my paycheck.
Everyone in Worcester knows someone who has been Diamond Chevrolet'd, so there's no excuse for it to happen to them.
You filthy Diamond Chevroleting rat, you killed my brother...
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