cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

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A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

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Official harasser of the unsuspecting public.

The cop stopped the guy and took his information, 'cause otherwise he might actually have to work.

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The people who get no respect from most people when all they are trying to do is PROTECT people including the assholes who hate them.

Some cop took 3 rounds to save someone in a drive by
dude get his name and send him a thankyou

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To obtain illegal drugs.

I just copped. Let's get fucked up.

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someone who belives they know way more than the average human, or at least that much more that entails him to condemn someone for doing what he thinks falls into the catagory of "wrong"

when any cop shows up at the scene

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a term that derived from england; short for "constible on patrol"; for those who dont know, a constible is the term for a police officer in england

Watch out for cops while i drink this illegal tea! Cause Im English...and englist people suck..and they just drink tea and lick nipples all day...men nipples...with hair...lawrence van tassel does this as much as possible...him being english and all....fuckin brit bastard

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