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Clam Cruiser

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.

Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look β€œMore sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.

by Hamper Hunter November 28, 2020


Raleigh Cruisers

Leather thong sandals that are extremely prevalent among preppy Southern males. They are often accompanied by pastel polos and khaki shorts.

That bar was not my scene, full of Raleigh Cruisers.

by Wakeitup August 12, 2009


Land Cruiser

Made from 1951, it is every Arab teenager's wet dream. Owning a land cruiser is not just owning a truck with 8 seats, or a 4x4 with a pimped-up body. It is much more than that. This car is built to last anything, no wonder why ISIS uses them. Collisions? got em. Explosions? got em. Nukes?, ehh, not yet tried but if its a land cruiser, you know it can survive it.
"If you want to go out to the outback, go in a Range Rover, if you want to return, go in a Land Cruiser"
-Every intellectual Australian
A true beast, it has Jeeps for breakfast, Nissan Patrols for Lunch, and Range Rovers for dinner, not to mention Ford Expeditions for dessert.

Person #1: "Yo, I just got a Land Cruiser!, can't wait to take this baby out for a run"
Person #2: "Are you retarded?, Jeeps and Range Rovers can beat its ass!"
Person #1: "*Shows montage of Land cruisers being blown up and still surviving without a scratch*"
Person #2: "You know what, ima be back, gonna sell my Jeep to get a Land Cruiser."

by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019


Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 13, 2015

82πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cruiser spooning

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"

by Andrew Lagemann January 26, 2007

1218πŸ‘ 177πŸ‘Ž


Cruiser Lifestyle

Cruiser Clothing. Struggle & Strength. Always Real, Forever Loyal, Family First, Living Life to the Fullest, Forever Free. Always Down.
Company Overview
Cruiser Represents a Mentality. The way you live your life. Doing what you have to do no matter what. The Struggle and Strength. Its the fight, the struggle and holding your head up and doing what you have to do in life. No complaints, Handle business, Stand Strong and Push Forward.

Cruiser Lifestyle represents those who are always real, forever loyal, put their family first, Live life to the fullest, who are forever free and always down.

No matter where you are in life. Whether your running a business or doing time. Its about being strong, handling business no matter what it is and never forgetting who you are, where you are from and what you represent in life. Cruiser represents the Lifestyle, the mentality.
Loyality. Pride. Brotherhood. Respect

"He's sure living the Cruiser Lifestyle."
"Yeah, I know man he's always down and always real bro."

by halfmoonbay December 2, 2011

59πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Death Cruiser

Somewhat morbid nickname for the McDonnell-Douglas DC-10 airliner, after several prominent crashes with many fatalities. Nickname frequently used by aircraft mechanics that worked on them. (Its descendant, the MD-11 was known by the mechanics as "More Death II").

"What are we working on tonight?"

"A 737 and a death cruiser."

by Eugene206 November 7, 2006

130πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž