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nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.

While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

by Jd Mustain February 22, 2010


Kale Cruncher

A vegetarian.

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!

by Harriet M. July 28, 2017


muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady October 8, 2008


carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

by City Lad July 18, 2008

354πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


number cruncher

One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.

I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.

by Rod Brock May 15, 2006

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


leap cruncher

A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.

1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.

by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020


crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.

Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night

by Bubba D March 22, 2008

50πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž