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Custom

A term of endearment meaning socially appealing, fashionable, attractive.

When someone comes out looking all fresh in their gear: "You look custom".
When someone buys new furniture and stages up their living room: "Wow, that looks custom."
When your girl comes out with her new purse and clothes: "You look custom, girl."
When a photo of your feet for social media looks fantastic" Dang, those feet are fully customized."

by Guapo Neilino May 18, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


customer

Somebody who buys narcotics from a drug dealer. Opposite of a hustler.

"Im a Hustlaโ€™s Hustla, A Pusherโ€™s Pusher
You a busta, a customer, I get you some cook"
-Fat Joe

by zachnnn March 21, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


custom

A high performance car that has been modified visually and mechanically to gain attention. Usually an import car that has been lowered, painted, had a spoiler kit added and engine tuned significantly - usually turbo'ed.

The car show was absolutely packed with customs.

by spinner July 1, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


custom

a rice burner is not kustom nor is it fast!!!...most pussys drive these cars....custom is built not bought

that civic is so not custom

by SELF MADE!!! November 23, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


customer

someone who pays money for something

also relates to the word COCK somehow paradoxically

"customer"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

28๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


customer

noun:
1. a respected client or patron that financially supports an establishment by using their services or purchasing their merchandise.
2. (in some stores) A common criminal that must be watched, video taped, herded through electronic detection devices like cattle and have their purchases riffled through & checked against the receipt by friskers at the exit of the store.

Store owner 1: "My customers are the most valued asset of my business. I'll not have them disturbed or badgered in any way."

Store boner 2: "Customer is just another word for an undetected criminal. If I had my way, I'd have the customers turn out their pockets before they leave, and have their purses, strollers and everything searched as well. In fact, that's what I'm working towards. Slowly, I remove one respectful treatment after another, until I am finally strip searching the customers as they leave. It's similar to the gradual way the Hitler removed the rights of the Jews prior to the holocaust, one by one. After a while, they will expect to be treated as the criminals that I'm sure the lot of them are, and will even defend my right to do it. And the best part is, the cost of all this added security won't increase the prices, because when I increase the security, I'll just decrease the customer service to compensate."

by shankus December 1, 2004

34๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


CUSTOMED

Chinglish for "customized"

I have little to none English knowledge and now instead of 'CUSTOMIZED' our customers can see' CUSTOMED' in the UI, which raises eyebrows.

by FerKO December 10, 2019