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a type of depression someone experiences when there is a distinct lack of dick in their life.
danielle: girl, i'm dickpressed rn
dynystasia: i gotchu who you wanna fuck?
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A disorder associated with episodes of high and low cravings of dat dick; generally a result of trauma from too many dick pics and/or bukake participation. See also PTDPD (Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder)
Where yo girl at?
She got manic dickpression, she don't wanna see dat dick rn. It's a low week.
To be dickpressed means to be “depressed” and thirsty for dick.
boy 1: Damn Angela keeps hitting me up in the nightime, telling me to come over
boy 2: Sounds like she might be dickpressed
When you are depressed due to the lack of dick in your system and you are in the state where you want something more than just being friends hence it is friends with benefits.
Guys I am so drunk right now that I am so dickpressed, I’m about to text him
Depressed because you’ve had no sex in years
Oh my god I need a shag, I’m dickpressed
depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.
not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.
universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition
Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?
Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .
Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!
Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.