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The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
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the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick
This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.
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When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.
I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.
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When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed
depression small dick sad unsatisfied one night stand tiny dick syndrome blue bean TDS
Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression
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When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”
“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
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Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.
GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.
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a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode
guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?
guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"
guy 1: amazing
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