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a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode
guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?
guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"
guy 1: amazing
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When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”
“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
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Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.
GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.
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The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
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when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed
Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!
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Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression
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When your not having enough sex and your depressed by it .
Bruh I haven’t had sex in awhile Im very dickpressed