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When one takes the whole day to relax in the comfort of a duvet, whilst beating their meat and two veg.
"I persuaded my boss that I was ill, so I took a duvet day. I'm going to use the sick pay to buy more lube"
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Staying wrapped up in your duvet all day as there's nothing elese to do/or you deserve to do nothing as ya knackered.
I've been running around like a tit all weekend , monday i deserve a duvet-slug day!
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Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.
I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.
When your partner kicks their half of the duvet over you, so you are then covered over by a double layer of duvet.
I got no sleep last night because of the heat, as my girlfriend double duvet’d me
Express desire for a 🥵 met at a club.
One night stand.
‘I want to take her home and do the duvet duvet dance’
The act of a man cumming inside of a woman's vagina while she is on her period and having the mix of blood and cum drip onto the bed spread.
Suzie was pretty excited over her new comforter, but when I gave her the Crimson Duvet she got pissed and said I ruined it.
Similar to Geo Sequestration - the process where carbon dioxide from industry is pumped underground to avoid noxious greenhouse gases from hitting the atmosphere.
Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.
As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.
Guy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!! (terrible, threatening fart that can only end in tears)
Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!
Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,
Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)
Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!