Eat a Dick

Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.
1. As a joke
2. Towards somebody you dislike
3. Used when you just cbf to listen

1. "URGH Im starving"
"haha eat a dick"
2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"
3. "hey man wats goin on?"
"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"

Eat a dick

To consume or otherwise place a male genitalia (dick) in ones mouth. A two part insult.
1. Telling someone unliked to put a dick in their mouth
2. Telling someone they are a faggot.

Hey, dumbass... Go eat a dick.

Eat a dick

A phrase used to describe something distasteful.

Madonna's music eats a dick.

Eat a dick

When someone is a fuckhead and they try to boss you around

Jenny: Freddie go and clean the fridge
Freddie: jenny Eat A Dick

Eat a dick

When someone makes jest of you and your response is in desperation.

Playa 1: Yo, ur pants so tight, your back pockets overlap.

You: Fuck you man, eat a dick.

Eat a dick

To tell someone to basically go fuck off or shut the hell up

All the haters can eat a dick!

EAT a DICK!

Its virtually the same insult as just saying "Eat a Dick" but there is a different inflection on "Eat" and "Dick". Its said in a way that you hear "EAT" the loudest followed by "a" in a softer, calmer tone then you pause for a millisecond and with your last breath say "DICK" as loud as your last breath can stand.

Dillon: Fuck Ole Miss

Eric: EAT a DICK!