Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.
1. As a joke
2. Towards somebody you dislike
3. Used when you just cbf to listen
1. "URGH Im starving"
"haha eat a dick"
2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"
3. "hey man wats goin on?"
"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"
To consume or otherwise place a male genitalia (dick) in ones mouth. A two part insult.
1. Telling someone unliked to put a dick in their mouth
2. Telling someone they are a faggot.
Hey, dumbass... Go eat a dick.
When someone is a fuckhead and they try to boss you around
Jenny: Freddie go and clean the fridge
Freddie: jenny Eat A Dick
When someone makes jest of you and your response is in desperation.
Playa 1: Yo, ur pants so tight, your back pockets overlap.
You: Fuck you man, eat a dick.
To tell someone to basically go fuck off or shut the hell up
All the haters can eat a dick!
Its virtually the same insult as just saying "Eat a Dick" but there is a different inflection on "Eat" and "Dick". Its said in a way that you hear "EAT" the loudest followed by "a" in a softer, calmer tone then you pause for a millisecond and with your last breath say "DICK" as loud as your last breath can stand.
Dillon: Fuck Ole Miss
Eric: EAT a DICK!