1) Poo like
2) A big change, the opposite of incremental
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waste matter discharged from the bowels; feces.
the dog made a piece of excrement on the floor.
a nonprofane way of calling someone a shithead,stinking thinking,shit for brains,heads in the toilet.
john is excremental when it comes to money,he spends without thinking.
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"I got my oats with that Jenny last night and shot all over her face!"
"Excrement"
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To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.
Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
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A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
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When someone is constipated or cannot crap.
Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?