*fap*

The sound of a male masturbating.

See fap

Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap*

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fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

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fap

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

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fap-on-it

The act of masturbating before making a tough/thoughtful decision.

A portmanteau of "fap" (slang term for masturbation) and the phrase "sleep on it" (think about something in the night and morning).

Mike: Should I ask Jennie out? She's really hot.
Jim: Fap-on-it man.
*an hour later*
Jim: So?
Mike: Nah, I like blondes.

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Fapping

Someone Masturbating

1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob

Fapping

To jack off or masturbate.

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.

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Fapping

When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.

I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.

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