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When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.
Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower.
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When you're playing the video game Digimon Racing on your Nintendo Game Boy Advance, one of your weapons is the Debris Cannon -- but it really does sound like Febreze Cannon when your digimon driver shouts it out!
I was playing Digimon Racing the other day, and l heard one of my digimon shout, "Febreze Cannon!", so I went and got a can of Febreze Air Effects and studied it to see if I could launch the little fucker at slow cars in my lane and see them douched out in my rear view mirror.
Using a continuous spray febreze cansiter as a bomb by taping the trigger down and throwing it in an elevator of a dormitory as the elevator goes up or down. therefore emptying its contents in a confined 4'x5' elevator for the unlucky soul to step into the elevator next
The febreeze bomb makes this elevator smell fresh.
I hate fox because of this febreze bomb in the elevator.
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Passenger: *Lifts leg and farts*
Driver: Man wtf
Passenger: Nothing like the fresh scent of hispanic febreze
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The act of taking wrinkled clothing, spraying it heavily with Febreze and running it through the dryer for five minutes (blow drying it in a pinch) instead of hauling out the ironing board and iron and doing a proper job. Also works when the clothes are not freshly washed.
I've got to be at work in an hour and my jacket looks like I slept in it, but a bit of Febreze ironing should take care of it.
Mmmmm, you smell good. Febreze iron your sweater this morning?
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to make ones clothes, usually dirty or emanating bad smells, appear as though they have been recently cleaned by spraying them with Febreze or rubbing them heavily with a dryer sheet. Usually due to the fact that there were not any clean clothes available or because the clothes have touched something smelly or the wearer hugged somebody who was especially putrid.
Stephanie was running late this morning so she did some Febreze ironing real quick before getting into her car.
I don't have time to clean my dress before going on my date- and it smells kind of funky... I need some Febreze, where'd you put it?
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To spray oneself with Frebreze as a alternative to bathing.
See "Mexican Shower"
"Man, Dave smells like he took a Mexican Shower."
"No, I think he actually took a Febreze shower."
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