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The act of using a person, animal, or object as a makeshift fleshlight to stroke your shit, such as a fetal pig.
“That grapefruit over there would be perfect for Fetal Pigging“
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Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.
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An unborn fart; gas in the intestinal tract working its way toward anal birth
"What was that rumbling noise?" asked Wes.
"It's Tom's fetal farts. We should clear the room before he gives birth," exclaimed Craig.
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A rare birth disorder in which the baby is born wearing blue jeans.
Fetal denimism runs in the family; all of my siblings were born with blue jeans on.
N. An incredibly badass unborn. Will cut it's own ambilical cord from birth, often done by forcing it's host body aka mother to swallow a machete or katana, then performs it's own Cesarian with it. Upon it's escape it will cut the ambilical cord.
"What's that on the ultrasound? is our baby wearing a ninja stylin' headband with the rising sun of Japan? Sweet Satan Delilah, I think you're carrying a Fetal Warrior! Hold still, I'll get the gun."
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Ejaculating inside a woman's vagina while she is pregnant so that the developing fetus is coated.
"I gave that kid a fetal facial every day for nine months!"
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One who is gay since birth and will never get gear.
Kleenex was inflicted with fetal gayness, a trait often passed down by both mother and father. He will also never get any gear.
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