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WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”
the biggest jerk ever. he makes home town cooks lose on his show to make himself look better. if he loses its just funny.
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(n.) a braggart, especially in the area of culinary arts
(v.) to add unnecessary amounts of heat/ spice to a dish (in attempt to mask mediocrity)
1. Kayla: "I can't stand that guy, he's such a Bobby Flay."
Melissa: "He's probably just overcompensating because he's a ginge."
2. "I'll pass on the sriracha, you always Bobby Flay the hell out of your macaroni and cheese."
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A fucking traumatizing video that only gore-addicted people could watch without getting sick of watching it.
It's a guy that is getting his head cut off while the other guy watches his death. Then the other guy gets sliced up and stabbed in the heart.
-Yo what is this Guerrero Flaying thing some people are talking about?
-A fucking graphic video that you shouldn't watch
-Why not
-Shut the fuck up and just don't watch it.
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Sitting on leather seats with bare skin on a hot day is asking for trouble. When you attempt to rise from the seat, you have to rip your skin from the surface that it has practically merged with, thus giving yourself a painful Leather Flaying experience. If you're lucky, you won't have made full body contact. Having sex on a leather sofa is a big mistake. 50% of the gasps and moans will be of pain as you tear your body away, leaving 6 layers of skin behind.
"Your back looks all sunburnt, Jim"
"It's not, I was shagging Vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying"
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The OED defines 'Bobby Flay' as 'A Twenty-First century synonym for douchebag' Also: 'The unfortunate consequence of the union between television, ego, and blinding mediocrity.'
That guy in the member's only jacket is such a 'Bobby Flay.'
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The result of a blowjob with braces
Guy 1: Caitlin totally gave me a flayed penis with her braces she got on last week
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money
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