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Roach Real Estate

when looking for a good piece of card to roll a filter or 'roach' for a joint

does anyone have any good roach real estate?

by steve peanut December 13, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prime Real Estate

any desirable object. could be anything from a killer parking spot to an extremely attractive person.

dude i'm tellin you, this chick is some prime real estate.
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look at that spot right there! that's some prime real estate for this part of town

by Kid Touchin Stuff November 17, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


real estate agent

A person who makes a profit off selling other people's property and filling out paperwork. See shiester.

"After the nuclear war, the only creatures left were cockroaches and real estate agents."

by Isabel J. November 11, 2005

113๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stomach Real Estate

The space available in your stomach for food consumption. It being limited in nature

Dude, don't waste your stomach real estate on those croissants.. go for those crab cakes in the corner there and .. hit them hard !

by Savio Dsouza July 17, 2016


Real Estate Value

1) The value of land and all fixtures to land which is determined by location, the type of land, and what structures are currently a part of the land.

2) The beauty or attractiveness of an individual based on various human characteristics.

3) How sexually attractive a female is based upon her physical figure.

1) The real estate value of coastal homes in California is rediculous.

2) Robbie, "So, she's foreign and has an accent? Wow, her real estate value just went waay up!" Susie, "Women are not property, asshole!"

3) Her real estate value puts her way out of my price range

by Victor R. August 23, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

by Wallydon January 7, 2010

53๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


tattoo real estate

The non-inked parts of a heavily tattooed person's body. Bare skin that is a gold mine for tattoo artists.

Jen got another tattoo? Where? She's running out of tattoo real estate to put anymore ink on.

by Lo fo sho August 14, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž