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When a guy is mastibating two gurls at the same time.
Girl A & Girl B loved going down on there Guy
The guy's roommates mind was blown when he looked down from the balcony and saw
The two gurls Ooral his roommate
While his roommate was "Forklift" ing the gurls ♡
An aerial view of two Gurls giving Ooral while he "Forklift's" both of them looks like a ♡ heart shape
Forklift Skiing Skiing for Gurls Female Mastibation Siriri Queira
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To kick someone in the crotch (e.g. the "fork" of the legs) so hard that it lifts him or her off the ground. Not as effective against females.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see DBZ last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, man! Goku forklifted Vegeta into space!
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When two men stand with erect penis's parallel to on another and proceed to lift an object up in unison.
Mikey & Jesses penile bones hurt, they were up all night forklifting with there old high school buddies.
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When you have a hookup, but the girl is over 300 pounds, so a hook can't support the wait anymore
Yo I thought this bitch was skinny, nah she was FAT. Still got that forklift tho
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Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad
You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!
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The result of when a women gets on her knees to pull your pants down and as they are lowering the sudden release of pantaloon pressure springs up your penis into the womans eye. As she flys backwords from such a force, the male puts his hands on his waist, arches his back and laughs towards the heavens.
Tell me what you want me to do bajoomba
behbee, i want you to suck my cock..(chuckles)
Pooosh! OUCH, AHAHAHAHHAHAHA AFRICAN FORKLIFT BITCH!
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A Mexican Forklift is when a band of 5 or more brown brothers combine their strength to lift heavy objects.
Hey Jethro, we need to head to the west side of town to pick up a Mexican Forklift. That way, they can lift the Camaro up and I can use their Old Spice to clean the undercarriage.
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