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When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump
My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.
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A garnished Lay-away is a term that describes the type of transaction where an employee is purchasing product from his or her store and has the amount for it taken out of their check, so they can take to product home/consume product before presenting payment.
The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.
-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST
"Hey I can't afford this today, so can we do a Garnished Lay-away for it?"
"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"
When you fuck a girl all night , and nut on her face or tits. Looks like a glazed Cinnabon treat.
I fucked her doggy all night, then gave her the Cinnabon garnish.
The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder
Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.
Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?
Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.
Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
Phrase used to express a intense amount of grief or some real nigga sadness.
Donald: your entire family died in a car crash.
Agustus: wugalish nigga garnish
An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.
“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
“I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”