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Boring game for the boring people.
You hit a small ball with a crooked stick and walk after it on a huge piece of land.
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Fucking your girlfriend and yelling "four" golf means that you are an asshole
An moderately challenging "game" that only dillusional, out of shape enthusiasts refer to as a "sport", in order to fool themselves into believing that their participation somehow makes them "athletes", even though the pertruding beer gut and lack of any strenuous physical activity imply otherwise.
Golfers generally claim that because this "game" requires hand eye coordination and proper form to excel, that justifies "golf" being a sport (note: nothing really about athletic prowess and physical fitness and conditioning). Given that criteria, we should expect to see our first terminally ill, overweight, 90 year-old, carton-a-day smoking, television addicted grand sports champion on the cover of "Sports Illustrated" in the near future.
"You're an Olympic Triathlete in top physical condition with ten gold medals? Well, I'm a golfer. We should hang out and trade stories since we have so much in common. Let me drink the rest of my Budweiser and finish my potato chips and fried chicken first, though. Oh, you're going to the gym? What's a "gym"?"
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Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.
Some woman streaking was the most exciting thing ever to happen on a golf course.
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The most arrogant sport in existence. Played by old rich white men (and Tiger Woods) in their spare time. Equal only to greveyards in terms of their collossal waste of space that could be used for housing and/or other more productive purposes
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The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.
Carl Stephen Grider Jr and Rickie Lynn Price just went golfing. I bet Rickie's head is sore.
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