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Fictional band composed of a collection of insanely cool people...especially the female members. Their enormous success can be attributed to band practice.
First Album:r The Tony Danza
Hit Song: Remake of Journey's Don't Stop Believin'
"The Harpies are the shit, I so wanna be in the band".
"Check out that super-hot, incredibly cool Harpie on the tambourine. She is a total Harpette"
Q: "How awesome is that chick? Wish I could give her The Tony Danza!"
A: "Totally awesome. She must be one of the Harpies.
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1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.
2. Ann Coulter.
I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.
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A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.
After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.
The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.
Brandon: "How was last night?"
Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"
Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."
Aaron: "So?"
Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"
Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."
Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"
Aaron: "Fuck."
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Trashy ghetto girl prone to loud screeching fights in public places with her friends and baby daddies. Often, but not necessarily black.
We had to call the cops, as the ghetto harpy was having another fight with her baby daddy in the front yard.
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v.- the act of cursing out or giving a strong tongue lashing as performed by a harpy. It is usually incredibly high pitched, and doesn't always make a lot of sense to the rapee or any onlookers.
Guy 1: Gena, those boots make you look like a prostitute.
Gena: What the f**k is your f*****g problem did you have cheetos and ketchup for lunch or something?!?
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Oh dude, you just got harpy raped.
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(1) Two women, with open mouths (typically on their knees but not required if you are wearing stilts), fighting for a protein reward. Squawking possible, or better.
(2) Any woman who is treating your penis like a worm.
"Hey man, you should've seen the threesome I had last night." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, I've never seen such hungry cock harpies."
--One possible scenario!
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