Something awkward and uncomfortable; a variation of the awkward turtle. When something hawkward occurs, bend your elbows up at your sides and flap your hands.
Oh no, she just heard us talking about her! That's so hawkward!
When the Hawkman makes something "Awkward"
Hawkman: Dude that chick is hot as balls! Id do her!
Guy 2: Dude thats my sister...
Hawkman: Well still.
Guy 2: Hawkwarddd....
The awkward pause in conversation when driving down the road with a bunch of friends looking for hawks.
Person 1: "Man, check it out! There are two hawks on the same lamp post!"
Person 2: "I saw that the other day when I was driving into work. It's crazy when that happens."
Hawkward pause
Person 1:"yeah"
Causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience, as the result of something Chicago White Sox announcer 'Hawk' Harrelson has said.
pitch is thrown well outside the strike zone
Hawk Harrelson comments, "C'MON!!! Now that's a STRIKE right there..."
:::4 seconds of Hawkward broadcast silence follow:::
An adjective, describing 'a situation so unbelievably awkward it rivals Hawkman's backstory and continuity issues.'
After seeing Carter naked, it's now been incredibly 'hawkward' to be around him.
Something that is hot and awkward.
Can also replace "thats what she said."
I walked in on my ex gettin it. It was hawkward.
Refers to someone who is both hot and awkward.
Kyle: "Saw one of my friends roommate today."
Brandon: "She cute?"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's hawkward."
Brandon: "Hahaha."