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Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnobโ„ข biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

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ghetto hobnob

A cheap knockoff of a luxury chocolate-coated biscuit, improvised by combining an awful cheap plain biscuit with some form of chocolate spread

I didn't have any nice biscuits to go with this cup of tea so I made a ghetto hobnob

by thatcmsguy February 11, 2015

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the illusive hobnob goblin

This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsburyโ€™s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

beware that the illusive hobnob goblin has got the munchies!

by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019


Hobnob

โ€œDONT BE A RICH TEA BE A HOBNOBโ€

THIS MF CHEATED RICH TEA WON SILLY HOBNOB

by Colasp<3 August 21, 2021


Hobnobs

1) A famous British biscuit made out of flapjack
2) A hobgoblin's penis

Person 1: I'm choking on hobnobs!!!
Person 2: That must be so traumatising!

by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023


hobnob

someone who is very week and can be be snapped by a infant and is weakened when wet

your such a hobnob you pathetic twit

by pooo65766536 January 6, 2022


Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob

"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"

by TheVen August 21, 2024