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a widely-used public toilet crapping method.
the hummingbird is the combination of a seat nest (lining of the toilet seat with toilet paper) and the person hovering over the nest as to not touch the seat. it is the highest level of sanitariness with regards to public toilets possible by humans, but requires high levels of quadricep strength and balance.
the toilet bowl was so dirty, making a nest wasn't enough. i performed a hummingbird to prevent getting crabs.
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while nawing at your genital area...your man takes his nose and pecks like he has juts found some satisfyingly sweet nector that he just cant get enough of
your paps is the hummingbird champ...go daddy;-)
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A vagina that is literally dripping.
I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.
A man who paints his penis red, places a plastic yellow flower from a hummingbird feeder around the head of his penis, stands on his porch, and lets a hummingbird land on the flower and stick its beak in the man's penis hole.
Old man Kruter is such a perv. He sits on his porch all day and pulls the dirty hummingbird.
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the feeling of the vagina pulsating after an orgasm.
"You give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat, the taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat." -Katy Perry
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A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.
I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus
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1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.
The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
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