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When you open your fly and stick your phone in.
Imma quickly preform and demonstrate the Tallahassee Insertion.
1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...
Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?
John: ...you dumbfuck
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A story in which the reader is the main character
Reader-inserts sometimes help aspiring authors get their ideas flowing on what make stories interesting.
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noun: The most famous person of all time. Gracing the covers of magazine subscriptions, census forms, and college applications all across America.
Also see their close cousin, Your Name Here
Person 1: Now if you could just insert name here, we'll be on our way.
Person 2: Motherfucker, he's everywhere!!
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the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.
"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."
Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.
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when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.
After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.
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When the male is obsessed with thrusting inanimate objects into a girl's vagina.
John just went pussy inserter all over Susan last night.
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