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No insurance.
That bitch who hit me had Mexican insurance, I'm fucked.
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reason why so many spouses are killing each other
because Kim husband died, she gets a total $100,000 of life insurance . While her husband is decomposing in the grown, she is spending the money and is geting plastic surgery.
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A girl that you flirt with, but don't full on flirt with while you have a girlfriend. This is just in case something takes a wrong turn with your current girlfriend you have another girl to move on to.
Alex: Things with Jade and I are ok, but I don't see it lasting too much longer.
Hassan: It's all good bro, you have an insurance girl right?
Alex: Yeah, Casey.
to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure
Keith: I posted a really average status before
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
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Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....
Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.
When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
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An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.
Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.
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