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A individual that agrees to corporate enslavement that forfeit the right of any unqiue identifiers (e.g. names, interesting facts, anything that would put them in a good light). Interns have often been known to break expensive equipment by handling it inappropriately
Bob: Who said that?
Sue: The Intern
Bob: Who just broke this brand new laptop?
Sue: The Intern
The Intern: I have a name
Sue and Bob: Yes you do. The Intern
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a noun referring to a person who is reduced to slave labor.
An intern works for no pay, and their main job is to get coffee and obey each demand by their employer.
"Melanie clean the floors you intern"
"Why are you so poor? Oh wait, I know because you're an intern"
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A system that reduces the minimum wage to a suggestion rather than a requirement by law.
Let's make fire Susan and make her position available as an internship... That way we don't have to give them an hourly wage.
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Homeless kids that you take in and support in exchange for ridiculous favors. They can be summoned with a conch shell.
Chase: I'm too drunk to walk.
Jared: Get the interns to carry you.
Chase: *blows into conch shell* INTERNS!
Lance and Adler(in unison): How may we be of service?
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The feeling you get when your principal (or anyone for that matter) tries to be funny and fails miserably and you are a witness.
Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment.
The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".
Carly: Seeing JohnDoe dance in front of the whole school was the most uncomfortable thing of my life.
Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.
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To be completely engaged or soley focused on the Internet for a great deal of time.
Instead of going out tonight, I'll probably just stay home and Internate.
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