Random
Source Code
Random
When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.
I thought she was the one but it turns out that bitch got me dirty.
Someone making another someone laugh very hard, as though the someone is rolling on the floor laughing.
"Her daddy call her a cum dumpster"
"Shut up! You got me rolling!"
40👍 14👎
To be got, surprised, punked so bad that you just accept it because there is nothing you can do to play it off.
Guy 1 - "Hey, I just talked to Jim and he said he ephed your girl last night."
Guy 2 - "Wow, got me sideways."
13👍 4👎
Indication that the speaker has been placed in a bad or precarious situation.
You mean we gotta turn around and drive fifty miles back to your house because you forgot your medication? Man, you got me covered.
16👍 7👎
When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.
"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."
"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."
"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."
5👍 1👎
Kind of saying wtf or I stand corrected
"Dude did you know there was a test today?"
"OMG...NO! School got me bent😩" messed up
30👍 24👎
the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).
SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!
13👍 9👎