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Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.
The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack
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Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.
Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?
The act of using an apple to jack off.
I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.
When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal
Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?
A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.
Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.