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Walking while nude with unsupported male genitalia; usually resulting in discomfort or embarrassment.
Usually involves swaying or bouncing of both testicles and penis.
"I would've run faster but the dick kinetics were too strong"
"Water skiing while nude is a sure way to show off ones dick kinetics"
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parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).
HE: "Are we at war or not?"
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
When the male partner rams his cock into a power supply than proceeds to ram her transferring the Kinetic energy
Tripp and Shan did the Kinetic cock last night
War.
When the government knows that the American people are sick of intractable wars and thinks we are stupid enough to be swayed by semantics.
Shooting down planes, destroying tanks, and bombing air defenses to support a faction trying to overthrow their government in a civil war is war. But to call a war a war would mean that the president would have to go to congress before sacrificing our money and lives for his Wilsonian neocon agenda.
As you watch this kinetic military action unfold, just remember that Obama was supposed to be the peaceful alternative. Obama is nothing more than George Bush with more pleasant sounding rhetoric.
In just the first week, the kinetic military action cost the american taxpayer hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Political jargon for an act of war or other violent military operations. Generally used when politicians don't want to say "war."
“I think what we are doing is enforcing a resolution that has a very clear set of goals, which is protecting the Libyan people, averting a humanitarian crisis, and setting up a no-fly zone,” a White House official says. “Obviously that involves KINETIC MILITARY ACTION, particularly on the front end.”
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the ability to sense electrical appliances when they are activated. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ELECTRO-KINESIS. i invented the word to describe a form of telepathy previously undocumented, the ability to sense static electricty. it is a rare gift, i only know one person who has it.
*barcelona by queen plys in the background*
louis:did you hear that
rouske:what?
louis:the tv
rouske:*looks at the tv in louis' room* wtf!!!
louis:not that one, the song *gestures at the stereo*
callum:WTF!!!!!!
louis: *rewinds cd*
*beginning part of song plays*
louis:see?
rouske: nope
louis:its a tv i can hear it.
rouske:wow your psychic, lets call it electro-kinetic sensitivity.
louis:cool!
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'Kinetic Military Action' is when the US invades a country to protect it's oil interests and claims it's protecting innocent civiliuans
The US invasion of Libya is a kinetic military action
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