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Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.
Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!
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Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.
Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered
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1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.
2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.
1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.
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any tool or object that can be used like MacGyver did his Swiss Army Knife.
Dawg, picked up a laser and fixed up the truck.
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"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"
Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!
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An alternative term for receiving a blowjob.
Person 1: yo have you gotten any laser recently?
Person 2: na I get no bitches.
Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.
Wow look at how Sabrina fails.
I know, what a laser.
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