learn-in

a gathering of students to learn lessons by sharing their knowledge and ideas.

The students have teed up a learn-in so as to do well in their upcoming final exams.

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Learn

The universal verb for the idiot. Generally used in the presence of other idiots to avoid confusion with the more intelligent croud. Learn can be used in place of almost any verb.

Hey, learn me that last piece of pizza.

Could you take my keys and learn my car some on?

Let me learn my shoes away.

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Machine Learning

1. An Artificial Intelligence (AI) algorithm that proposes solutions to a problem after learning from several trial and error attempts.
2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means.

Example (from a 2011 Hackathon):
C++ Code:
int main()
{

cout<<"Enter your name";

cin >> name;

cout << "Hello, Brian!";
}
Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name.
*Brian won 4th place at the hackathon*

learn to code

"Learn to code" is something that snarky journalists used to tell to actual skilled, blue collar laborers like coal miners. Who, through no fault of their own, ended up losing their jobs due to a certain administration. It was cool, and funny to say that to those people, on Twitter in 2012.
In 2019, when the same snarky journalists get laid off, and their twitter followers tell them to "learn to code" is a malicious, harassing term, that will not be tolerated by Twitter's terms of service and then result be a ban-able offense with zero tolerance.

SJW Journo: after 3 years of gender issues opinion commentary, I got laid off from Vox. I love my coworkers and thank them for this incredible journey
Twitter_rando: learn to code
SJW Journo: LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO VESUVIUS, REPORTED!!!!!
SJW Journo: I need my safe space!

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Remote learning

(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.

Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!

Castle Learning

An online testing program designed by sadists to make students cry and used by teachers who are too lazy to write their own tests. Each question is presented with four choices to chose from and upon confirming your answer, the system with freeze for a random amount of time, in hopes of increasing your heart rate higher than it already is, before telling you that you are wrong.

Student: Did you see there was a Castle Learning due last night at 11:59 pm?
Friend: Yeah, I got a 79%. Most of the stuff we never learned and Yahoo Answers didn't always have the question.
Student: Well, I didn't do it at all.

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E-Learning

School work on a computer where the teachers give you 4x as much work as a normal school day. This can be on a snow day or a Coronavirus quarantine day. E-learning days usually result in mental breakdowns and failing grades.

During March 2020, our school had to be shut down to prevent the Covid-19 virus from spreading, so while we weren’t at school we had to E-Learning on our school laptops.