Loogied

To be extremely stoned, to the point of being on at least planet 9. Usually this will require THC combined in multiple forms. To get loogied, I generally will eat an edible, then once it starts to kick in I smoke a blunt and enjoy several hits from a dab cart. You'll know you're loogied when you're loogied because you feel farther out in the galaxy than you've ever been before.

Groupie: Dood, tonight was fun as fuuuuucccckkkkkk

Lil Timmy Thicc: I know dood I told you this was loud-ass chronic.

Groupied: I'm so fucking loogied right now fuuuuucccckkkkkk

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loogy

muscus that forms in the lungs during blowjobs - often used to cough up pubic hair from hairy men during foreoplay

Man that is some hairy muscus - shave that shit.

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Loogie

Loogie means what is currently happening. It can be used in place of "What's up?"

"What's the loogie fufe?"

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hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

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Kooch Loogy

The white left over in a woman's panties at the end of the day from her "natural" vaginal juices.

I thought those panties were clean until I noticed the kooch loogy.

penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

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Loogie Paradox

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.

Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox