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A bitch ass man who can't do anything for himself without his mama. A grown ass man who is still hanging on his mother's hip like a infant. A punk bitch who can't stand on his own two feet.
1)Tony and his girl got into it and he went crying to his mama like a little bitch.
2)Ma, can you buy the baby some diaper's she said she gonna take me down for child support.
-Bitch buy yo own child some diapers-
56👍 50👎
Man who tries to appear macho and everything, but still has something that gives away that he is not his own man. That is, that it is mommy who still calls the shots. A mama's boy. One who has his mother make his limp noodle of a dick "hard" before she allows him to have sex with another woman. And this other woman must be "mommy approved" first, or he has to go down on her (mommy), as opposed to his usual sucking her tits.
Pierce Brosnan--the guys doing the James Bond movies finally wised up and dumped him. So now he is crying on mommy's lap.
Tom Cruise--typical overbearing "macho" that tries to convince everyone he is the toughest; just to hide the fact that he is a mama's boy.
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A grown man who just can't seem to pull himself off his mother's left tit(or her right one, for that matter.)
Me and Jeremy were goin' at it like dogs in his basement, and his mother yells at him to come help with the groceries, and he throws his jeans on and runs to her like a bitch. What a mama's boy!
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1. A "man" that has jis mom buy him a house and then calls it his own.
2. A "man" that goes through his wife's text messages; finds one in which she refers to him as a "Mama's Boy" (alternative spellings exist) then calls his mom to come move him out of the house she bought him. Then he moves back in with his parent's.
Him: "Mom, please come get me. I was snooping through V*******'s phone texts and saw where she called me a Mama's Boy to one of her girlfriends. Please come move me out. PLEASE!?!?!?"
Mom: "Sure B****, your Dad and I will be right over."
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A boy who was brought up under his mother left breast till he was 23 and his testicals finaly droped and he had the balls to get a girl friend.
Damn bitch you a mama's boy.
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A person who watches PAX every night and masturbates to the popular 80s sitcom "Mama's Family".
Man, last night, when I was watching "Mama's Family", Naomi was getting me so hard. And then when Iola bended over I exploded everywhere. I'm a true "Mama's Family" Boy.
12👍 9👎
Muhammad Ahmed Qureshi. who else
"You're Mama's golden boy Ahmed"