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an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.
Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?
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.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....
....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....
1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.
2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.
2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
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Mercenary Tao is an assassin-for-hire in the dragonball universe. He is almost killed by Goku after receiving his training atop Korin Tower, but is revived as a cyborg, and is able to due so with all the money he received from his job. He is the Crane Hermit (Shen)'s younger brother, and the two of them have a fierce rivalry which drove them apart.
Mercenary Tao: Pleased to kill you.
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A position for sexual intercourse, similar to missionary position, however, consent is not given. The origin comes from the forceful practices of Christian mercenary soldiers forcing religion on others. Similarly, one person forces their "practices" on another.
She was over the missionary position, but I wasn't, so we ended in the mercenary position.
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Politically correct term for whores.
I hired a sex mercenary last night to knock my junk around.
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A term used for US police officers. Mostly because jews run everything today.
This word was used by Paul Miller AKA Gypsycrusader to describe cops.
The "Jewish Mercenaries" don't serve you anymore
You're a jewish mercenary!
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