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A Texas-native band whose wide range of talent has made them amazingly unique. They are currently under Serjical Strike Records
Ranging from the melody of Mars Volta to heavy guitar riffs. The singer tops it off with vocals with the high pitch that sounds like Coheed & Cambria to demonic growls similar to that of Job For A Cowboy.
They are also known for giving one of the best live performances available today.
They have (as of now) released 4 albums:
The Carbon Copy Silver Lining (2001, still under no label)
Inter.Funda.Stifle (2004, FTF)
The Drawn and Quartered EP (2006, Serjical Strike Records)
And finally, their first OFFICIAL full-length album:
Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True (2007, Serjical Strike Records/Universal Republic)
Fair To Midland did an amazing job at the concert last night. I was amazed at their extreme talent. I'm definitely buying their cd.
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Noun.
A place where boongs hang out and scab money, whilst dodging transit guards.
A bus/Trainstation run by a reputable company called Transperth
Dude 1 "Hey are you catching the bus to the Midland traino?"
Dude 2 Nah, I'm too scared i'll get mugged".
Dude 1 "let's drive instead".
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Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.
Husband: What do you think about moving to "Midland, TX"?
Wife: I don't. Not at all.
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An area of the UK which is the English equivalent to the DMV.
A place full of Chavs, Druggies and Incells.
A place in which the highest causes of death are Stabbings, STDs and Arriva bus malfunctions.
It also includes Telford, a city renown for its high crime rates and for being the chav capital of the Universe.
''Been making toast and someone tried to rob me'' said Bob
''That some pussy shit up here in the west midlands init'' said Jim
not the south of England.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.
A - I'm headed to the north for my holidays this year.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.
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A 1.6 sq mile town in Bergen County New Jersey. Located about 18 miles North West of New York City many of its residents commute there daily, although a good deal are locally employed. It is bordered to the West by Wyckoff, to the North by Waldwick and to the South and East by Ridgewood. No freeway style road runs through Midland Park which is a unique characteristic compared to other towns in the area.
Yo I'm not going to the 7-11 in Midland Park because it's shady.
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A small 1.6 square mile town in Bergan County that is surrounded by Wyckoff and other larger towns. Midland park has 1 high school, which is a combination of a high school and a middle school. Midland Park High School has a average graduating class of only 70 to 80 students, but is known for it's regerous teaching and scoring system which is more difficult than most other schools in NJ. The high school has a small but very good marching band and the football team, the Panthers, has recently merged with Waldwick, Midland Parks biggest rival. In Midland Park, there is a 7-11, a BurgerKing, a Wendys, a GameStop, and good size shopping center, all within walking distance of anywhere in town. Midland Park is a great little, quaint town, out of the way of all of the hustle of bigger towns, but with the feeling of always metting something new.
Let's go to Morning Glory and buy some fart bags!
Stemple is the worst teacher in the high school.
Let's go down the street to Ridgewood and see Snakes on a Plane!
Midland Park owns!
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