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The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.
A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
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10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.
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What a really bad comedian engages in.
We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.
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When you drive a small car, usually a red Hyundai Accent and the flex pipe flies off the car.
Hey Donnie, stealing the Mirth mobile for a minute.
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A beautiful pretty girl, with a good heart. And is sweet to all children
A beautiful pretty girl, with a good heart. And is sweet to all children