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A phrase, usually used for irony, to depict something small.
Don't you think over nine thousand is a mite bit over the top?
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Scabies, body lice, crabs, Any sort of microscopic body parasite obtained by bumping uglies with an infected or "dirty" person
Bob met a fine piece of ass at a bar one night, he goes home with her and her "self care" is less than desirable but he decides a dirty lay is better than no lay so he goes for it. Two weeks later he can't figure out the itchy red bumps everywhere. After many Doctor appointments it is determined that he has Scabies, AKA Whore Mites
A wannabe white trash biker who listens to death metal while beating his family. He will call the police on neighbors almost daily while pretending they are afraid of him.
Mighty Mite called the police on me again for lighting off fireworks.
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The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Clitoral Lint
Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"
Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."
Girl: "Tha fuck?"
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Vegemite as we aussies know it as is a yeast extract spread originally used to flavour gravies and stocks as it is very salty. It is most commonly used spread thinly on bread with lots of butter.
'i'm a happy little vegemite (veggie-mite), as bright as bright can be, we all enjoy our vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea..... it puts the rose in every cheek'
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Meth Mites occur when a person uses methamphetamine. Meth Mites are not actual mites or bugs, but rather the result from the chemicals in the metmethamphetamine causing the skin to dry out and become flakey. Most Meth users will continue to itch or pick at the skin causing sores, and in some cases the sores to become infected. Meth Mites can appear on someone who has only used Meth once, and another Meth user may never develop them. Meth Mites can form anywhere on the body, but most commonly on the face, back, chest, and upper arms. They usually become worse because of the picking I mentioned above, and also a lack of hygeine in the Meth user. Meth Mites usually start off looking like small pimples or whiteheads, then they become dried out and the small spots become flakey leaving red spots and scabs. If they are picked at they become worse and worse, and can lead to possible infection. The only way for the Meth Mites to go away is to stop using Methamphetamine. Unfortunately, in most cases the damage has been done, and even after being sober from Meth, the Meth Mites have already left the skin with reddish or bownish spots all over the body, these spots do not go away and are pretty much a bunch of small scars.
That guy is on Meth... just look at his face, i can literally see the Meth Mites covering his face.
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A Batman fan that got a little too into it. Bat mite is an antagonist in Batman comics and videos and even movies. He is obsessed with the DC superheroes
“Bro wanna watch that lego Batman movie with Bat-Mite in it??”
“Hell yeah bro I love me some Bat-Mite.”